Hey, listen up, you young’uns! Today I’m gonna tell you about this thing, this shiny watch, they call it a High imitation Rolex Submariner, original order, they say. What a mouthful! Sounds fancy, don’t it? But let me tell you, it ain’t all that it’s cracked up to be. It is just a fake Rolex, you know.
Now, I seen a real Rolex Submariner once. Shiny, it was. Heavy too. This fella, he was wearing it down at the market. Said it cost more than my whole house! Can you believe that? For a watch! But this one, this “original order” one, it’s just a copy, like the fake flowers that Sarah used to sell, only these are fake watches, this high imitation Rolex Submariner, some people just like to buy this kind.
They say these fake Rolex watches, they look just like the real thing. This high imitation one, they say it’s almost the same. Well, I don’t know about that. I looked at one, felt kinda light to me. Not like that real one I saw. And the numbers, they looked kinda off, you know? Like they was just painted on. Not like the real one, all neat and tidy, this fake Rolex, the numbers are not that good, you know. That man, he told me a real Rolex, the numbers, they are different. They are not painted, he said.
And inside, they say it’s different too. The real one, it’s got this fancy thing inside, some kinda… tick-tock machine. They call it a “3135” or somethin’. Fancy name, right? This fake Rolex Submariner, this high imitation one, it’s got somethin’ else, not as good, they said. A fake somethin’. “ETA 2824” That’s a lot of numbers for an old lady like me to remember! It is all about this fake Rolex, you know.
So, how you know if it’s a real Rolex Submariner or one of these “original order” fakes? Well, they say there’s numbers on ’em. The real ones got special numbers, like a secret code, you know? Each one is different, they say. Like a fingerprint. This fake Rolex, they might have numbers, but they ain’t the right ones. Or they ain’t there at all. This high imitation one, it maybe have the numbers, but you can still tell, I think.
- This fella, he told me, look at the numbers.
- Real ones are special, he said.
- Fake ones, like this high imitation Rolex Submariner, they ain’t right.
And the weight, like I said. The real ones, they’re heavy. You feel it on your wrist. This fake one, this high imitation Rolex Submariner, it felt kinda light. Like it was made of tin or somethin’. Not solid, you know? But you know, if you don’t hold a real Rolex before, maybe you can not tell. These young people, they just want to look good, so they buy this fake Rolex.
They say these fake Rolex watches can last a long time. If you take care of ’em, they say. Clean ’em and all that. I don’t know about that. My old clock, it’s been tickin’ for years, and it ain’t no fancy Rolex. Just a regular old clock. This high imitation one, I don’t know how long it can last, maybe not as long as the real Rolex, I think.
But these young folks, they like these fake Rolex watches. They say it makes ’em look rich. Like they got money to throw around. Me? I’d rather have a good pair of shoes than a fancy watch, real or fake. Shoes get you places. What’s a watch gonna do? Tell you the time? The sun does that for free!
So, if you’re thinkin’ about gettin’ one of these high imitation Rolex Submariner, original order things, just remember what I said. It ain’t the real deal. It is just a fake Rolex, you know. It might look like it, but it ain’t the same. And it sure ain’t worth more than a house! Unless it’s a dollhouse, maybe. Ha!
You young’uns and your fancy things. Back in my day, we didn’t need no fancy watches to tell the time. We had the rooster! He’d crow every mornin’, right on time. Never needed no batteries, neither. And he was free! Can’t beat that, can you? These fake Rolex, they cost money, you know, this high imitation Rolex Submariner, it is not cheap, I think. But not as expensive as the real one, for sure.
Well, that’s all I got to say about these fake Rolex watches. This high imitation Rolex Submariner, original order and all that. Just be careful, you hear? Don’t go spendin’ all your money on somethin’ that ain’t what it seems. You are better to save your money, you know, for something you really need. This fake Rolex, it is not something you need, I think. There’s better things to spend your money on, I tell ya. Like a good pair of shoes. Or a new rooster!
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